The Freak Chronicles

I wake up early at nine fifteen in the morning and fall back asleep until eleven in the morning. I take my early medication when I awaken once again with fresh iced tea. My teeth do not ache as much and are much better. I can only anticipate it will be a few days before they are entirely healed. I turn on my television and watch MADtv, however I daze out when an awful James Lipton sketch begins featuring Paul Vogt, who I find to be such a terrible actor. Compared to Will Ferrell playing Lipton on SNL, Paul Vogt is just utter shit. After all SNL was way better than MADtv in the beginning and I even find SNL to be much more entertaining than MADtv even now. MADtv is extremely lame now despite the fact I have an enormous MAD magazine collection that I will never throw away. My mom and dad use to collect MAD mags when they were younger. I inherited the incredible collection. I once made a film called a “A MAD TRIBUTE” in grade eleven at DCTI for my teacher, Mr. Bryan. The film may be found on youtube now. I get out of bed and get dressed at 11:30. I head down the hall and go the washroom. I take both “Diamonds are Forever” and Jurassic Park” downstairs with me and prepare for the beautiful day. My mom is away on a school trip in Quebec City and my dad is coming over for the week until Friday with myself amy brothers. My father, Jimmy owns a business by the name of Spirit Event Productions. I head onto my computer to watch “The Dark Knight” trailer and check the superherohype news. I have Cheerios for breakfast while I watch the South Park episode titled “Major Boobage”. I hope to work on my illustrations for my ‘children’s book’. My ‘children’s book’ is currently based upon my long term film project I have been working on for a while now. It has been a year since I have developed it. I have only until recently decided to make it a picture book as well as a  film. The film will be claymation and revolves around only two characters. The story is about a mad surgeon who tortures his victim in hopes of creating an artificial being. The mad surgeon is a cannibal and is torn between tearing his victim apart completely and designing a living individual. It is set in a torture chamber. I am very excited to complete this. It is my tradition to watch all twenty one James Bond films every year and I shall begin to watch them soon yet I maintain a deep focus on my side projects and that is online the tip of the iceberg before they become reality…